5 Magical Secrets That Will Help You Never Do Ab Workouts Again.
Who needs ab workouts anyway? Rather than slaving away with real exercise, why not check out these wonderfully creative, not-at-all insane ways to get those abs you want? Seriously!
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
All that beer you’ve been drinking, that belly you’ve been building up over the years? It’s finally time to shine, because you no longer have to hide it! It’s 2010, and fat is in, and you’ve got a free pass from the tastemakers and the trend-setters to let that fat belly hang right out of your shirt. Go ahead!
#4 Your Body Will Conveniently Hide Fat For You.
Sure we were just chatting about beer bellies before, but really, they aren’t a big deal, because your body has this amazing system in place — when you eat too much and develop some fat, your body just shuffles that extra flab over to some hidden little area that no one can see, like on your back somewhere. You’ll never look big to anyone!
#3 Are You Serious? The Beach?
Aren’t beaches all polluted and stuff now? And global warming is making summers all crazy and unpredictable? If you combine that with a few other factors (I’ll get back to you on what those are once I think of them), you’ll see that a nicely toned body thanks to a few ab workouts isn’t really necessary at the beach, as most of the world’s beaches are empty year-round.
#2 Those ‘Pulsing’ Exercise Machines Do The Work For You.
There’s a reason there are all those infomercials on TV selling those pulsating weird machines that you hook up to your abs. It’s because they work so wonderfully well! Just apply the gel, attach the electrodes, plug in the machine, turn it on, and watch the pounds loudly, automatically, magically melt away! I swear, it really…. works!
#1 Aren’t Diet Pills Just the Best?
Hey, diet pills have always worked, right? No one has ever gotten addicted to them, realized half of them are just sugar pills, or that the other half of them are wonderfully dangerous for your bodies and your health? Nah, no way! Pop those dangerous pills and bid “adieu” to those annoying crunches, right?
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